So far Ubuntu LTS isn’t picking up the new packages for me via apt update, and Laravel Forge appears completely unresponsive as a result of being flooded by people trying to update their servers.

I'm finally getting Ubuntu updates now (both on 22.04 and 26.04 that I've tested so far -- edit: 24.04 as well confirmed).

And I'm maintaining a box on 18.04 over here, and lo and behold its Pro subscription isn't showing up as active, so I couldn't get the update even if they do release it.

Going to migrate the box to Debian in-place. (Or Gentoo, the way things are currently going.)

Same, I'm spamming the apt update and so far nothing on 22.04 or 24.04 lts

I realised that my linode and ovh vm's point at local mirrors not direct to ubuntu, I guess that's why the delay

Yeah, Linode still hasn't updated their mirror. Vultr has though.

Edit: Linode just updated its mirror.

They had plenty of time to prepare for the release, what a shit show