If we're joking:
A Roman walks into a bar and says, "Can I have a martinus?"
The bartender asks, "Don't you mean a martini?"
The Roman responds, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it."
If we're joking:
A Roman walks into a bar and says, "Can I have a martinus?"
The bartender asks, "Don't you mean a martini?"
The Roman responds, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it."
I become (irrationally?) annoyed when I find "cannoli" listed on a menu, especially at an Italian restaurant where they should know better, and it's a single cannolo.