I bought a new salad spinner recently, after having broken yet another one.

I’ve had fancy brands like Zyliss and OXO. I’ve had cheap store brand models and cheaper Amazon MYSSNGVWL type stuff as well. Knowing they would probably break didn’t make it feel better when they eventually broke.

Anyway the new salad spinner is large, heavy, with a steel pin into a brass bushing, has a metal handle and nylon gears in a sealed gearbox with exposed stainless screws for servicing. I opened it up and greased it on first use, mostly just to pretend to be servicing it, just to see what that felt like. It felt good!

The best part is it came with a catalogue that had order codes for spare parts. They wanted to help you maintain it. It was built to last and the manufacturer was on your side.

https://www.dynamicmixers.com/en/our-products/salad-spinner/...

I’m starting to feel silly writing all this about a salad spinner, but where is my car version of this?

This won’t fit the usual hate, but.. https://epc.tesla.com Vast majority of parts can be ordered directly from the catalogue.

Every car manufacturer has a catalog of spare parts you can order. I really don't understand what you're on about with your post.

I’ve had a cheap (was $15) single salad spinner, for about 15 years. Decent amount of usage in that time, but not professional level.

So my question to you is: what the heck are you doing to your salad spinners?

If you spin low-grade uranium ore just right, the heavier particles will deposit on the edges, giving you high-grade uranium.

Please follow HN rules that forbid nuclear proliferation.

https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html