I'm "I don't know what Xbox is" years old.

It's a music app. I thought that much was obvious.

Can I pair it with my Zune?

yes, directly through the Windows Phone using a Silverlight 1.0-enabled appliance

Seeing the name Silverlight in the wild did untold psychic damage. Excuse me while I crumble to dust.

I think it’s an Adobe Flex app now.

Pretty sure you can just ask Cortana to pair Xbox Music with your Zune.

Do you mean Xbox One? Or Xbox One X? Or Xbox Series X? Or maybe Xbox Series S?

Seriously, how?

About a year ago I had to buy a new Xbox. It took me time to figure out what model I had and what the new models are. It’s the least intuitive marketing on the market.

ROG Xbox Ally X.

But I actually had in mind the Windows app named "Xbox".

Don't forget Xbox 360, which precluded everything 365.

Well, it is a smaller number. I can't wait for the Xbox 370, just to one-up office.

I disagree. They need an Xbox 180... get it?

It's the successor to IXBox