This reminds me of the Douglas Adam's biscuit story. Maybe there's a plane that looks like his one hangar over or something.

https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/l4k9he/douglas_ad...

Every time Douglas Adams' biscuit story is told, I laugh as hard as if I were hearing it for the first time.

I think it goes back to Jerome K Jerome, at least.

Can we just not assume drugs or some other crime?

Edit: also this version of the biscuit story is missing the final extra flavor text! The version I read ended something like, “What I love about this tragedy is that there is another bloke who has been telling the exact same story about an insane person stealing their biscuits. Except his version does not end on the punchline.”

Look around for an identical plane in apparent disrepair.