My personal favorite rendition of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqylqmDl0Mw (Mega64 - Flame War Theater - "Full Body Workout Every Other Day?")

I had to watch that at 2x to keep the thoughts-per-second above catatonic.

In the same vein, for those who haven't seen it, the classic "Is soup a drink?" debate: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IDNuz_VFJtU

Somewhere, there are ancient Greek rhetoric teachers spinning in their graves.

Is cereal soup?

Yes. And a vanilla soy latte is a three bean soup.

No, that’s just an extra dressed salad.

Objection.

That was a treat, thank you.

Cultured gentlemen such as yourself may also appreciate:

>Intellectuals Solve Life's Big Mysteries | Big Brain by Tom and Don

[nsfw discussion] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcYzzS7PwG8

This is amazing, thank you.