I had to watch that at 2x to keep the thoughts-per-second above catatonic.
In the same vein, for those who haven't seen it, the classic "Is soup a drink?" debate: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IDNuz_VFJtU
Somewhere, there are ancient Greek rhetoric teachers spinning in their graves.
Is cereal soup?
Yes. And a vanilla soy latte is a three bean soup.
No, that’s just an extra dressed salad.
Objection.