What’s next? Touch-grass-as-a-Service?
There's already "After the Rapture Pet Care" which feels like a similar genre.
https://aftertherapturepetcare.com/
Blow a dandelion seed head and make a wish, but it’s a device blowing.
as south European, I expect some volunteers for a planetary "touch balls"
Touch *balls*?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pet_Rock
Said to be an actual thing (rather than a gag collectible): https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/oct/26/zero-energy-co...
A service to automatically throw St. Joseph's Day bread into someone's backyard
The Rabbit AI of this space: a wearable over-the-shoulder salt thrower that connects to a cloud API
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There's already "After the Rapture Pet Care" which feels like a similar genre.
https://aftertherapturepetcare.com/
Blow a dandelion seed head and make a wish, but it’s a device blowing.
as south European, I expect some volunteers for a planetary "touch balls"
Touch *balls*?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pet_Rock
Said to be an actual thing (rather than a gag collectible): https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/oct/26/zero-energy-co...
A service to automatically throw St. Joseph's Day bread into someone's backyard
The Rabbit AI of this space: a wearable over-the-shoulder salt thrower that connects to a cloud API
[dead]