It's increased! It was $500 an hour ago and it's 2k now. I didn't bother because I figured I'm not fast enough

Two economists are walking down the road when one spots a $100 bill on the pavement.

“Look! A hundred dollars!” he says, bending down to pick it up.

“Don’t bother,” says the other. “If it were real, someone would have picked it up already.”

Now if I find a $100 in a dumpster, that's a different story...