Life would be so much more magical and special if attempting to penetrate your mate could result in a slow death of dehydration and starvation, if not being torn to shreds by a passing bird of prey.

Although these days sometimes women will post your text messages on twitter, which may in fact be worse

If women are posting men's text messages on twitter it's usually because the text messages are horrifying.

If they do, you dodged a bullet lol.

Praying mantises are far swifter.