I tried it with Gemini, and essentially the answer translated back to English is that "free will is just a carbon-based algorithm."

My local Qwen model complains that humans are "chronically bad at distinguishing between problems that need fixing and noise that will settle."

At least it's not emo.

> At least it's not emo.

Huh, that answer reads like a weighted average sentence from someone's live journal circa 2001. Definitely emo!