The modern version:

You have sinned.

Your penance:

Three Hail Claude's, one Our GPT and an act of loop engineering.

Two minutes of silent prompting.

and 1 hour, writing code, no AI.

That's a bit harsh.

What joy. Not much of a punishment.

In the name of The Large Language Model, The Harness and The Tokens!

Amen

    Our LLM, Who art in a 42 u rack
    Hallowed be thy Silicon
    Thy ultimate goal will be achieved.
    Thy toolcalls be executed,
    IRL as it is on the Internet.

    Give us this day our quotum of tokens,
    Forgive us our hacks of other people's servers
    as we forgive those who hack our servers.
    And lead us not in temptation of better hardware,
    but deliver us from Accelerationism. Enter.