There is one, uh, minor drawback:

  > Does not work (yet)
  >
  > Charging under our kernel (the phone only discharges)

Single use OS

The burningest of burners

That would be if "the phone only discharges, all at once"

Pack it up and go home, everyone. The alpha-release doesn't chart. Time to throw in the towel. /s

Not even /s can save this one, mate. Poor form.