Well, consider that their old IT minister has never used a computer in his life, it's probably a good thing she's the one issuing the call to update.

You've used a computer the moment you aren't even born yet.

Okay, now I'm curious about what sci-fi trope you've gone too far down a rabbit hole in.

Well the old definition of computer was women with abacuses so I guess you could stretch that.

must be proof we're in a simulation!

"The sonogram or EKG machine is a computer, so the baby used a computer, checkmate!"

Having a compute device used on you is not the same as using a compute device. QED

"Then I guess no one with a Windows device or an iPhone has ever used a computer!"

is this a "in Soviet Russia, computer uses you" reference?