OMG, that would be brutal

Would it? The private key is 4.

https://tech-insider.org/emudhra-ca-private-keys-compromised...

I took the parent's comment to mean "brutal" as in an absolute burn/roast.

Thanks, sometimes I miss things…

They could just write the function bruteForceEMudhraKey() { return 4; }.

Guaranteed random, chosen by fair roll of a die.

(Credit to the relevant xkcd. :D )