Does anyone use PHP anymore? I assumed it was abandonware

No, the entire world abandoned it when you realized it wasn't the perfect language. The rest of us are just role playing today basically. It's a bit of a lark, kind of like civil war reenactment.

"Four diffs and seven lines ago..."

Are you fucking serious?

Ever heard of WordPress?

or Wikipedia.

Is WordPress still a thing? Why hasn't it been rewritten in Rust by Claude?

I see the downvotes and I don't really disagree with you.

This hurts because my resume has laravel and WordPress on it. I built sooo many sites/apps on it.

With AI agents, I just can't imagine using PHP anymore unless I'm patching legacy stuff.

I loved laravel too... WordPress, love hate.