My oven (which has a camera and WiFi, don't ask, it's a great oven otherwise and doesn't exist without WiFi) received a software update this morning. I can't help but wonder if it's related.

No, that's just them patching out a feature it used to have so you buy their newest model instead.

Either that or it's running PHP

Giving them way too much credit... it's probably for a bug discovered in 2024.

You'll know this evening when it demands $10 to release your meal.

I see you love technology.