Please find me a new car that isn't Internet-connected, genius. You're assuming consumers have a meaningful alternative.

Turns out it's mandated by law in the EU too

Wait till they'll mandate other things done to you via your car via the internet. ALl in the name of protecting you and the kids of course.

Easy, go to the used lot and get one of the remaining actual cars before they become collectible antiques.

Buying a car is the easy part.

In my experience, new cars have new car problems, but old cars have old car problems.

There’s no clear winner in every metric, just trade offs.

The lesson is, always expect to be paying to maintain your vehicle.

Slate says “any minute now!”