I once read The Bugs We Have to Kill: https://www.usenix.org/publications/login/aug15/bratus and one particular thing that has stuck with me forever:
“Any sufficiently complex input format is indistinguishable from bytecode; the code receiving it is indistinguishable from a vir- tual machine.”
Did you really name your son Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;-- ?
Ah yes little Bobby tables.