Satire is mostly dead in this world of clownocracy, but someone should prank-call FIFA and ask them who's the winner of this year's FIFA Peace Prize...

I don’t know which would be funnier: either (a) Trump wins the Peace Prize for a second year in a row, or (b) they go down the designated survivor list of succession…

I’ve had a look to see if they have a contact email as I’d like to ask them about this years award. I can’t find one.

https://www.fifa.com/en