It was smooth on a 90 MHz Pentium1 from 1996

Mr moneybags over here... True, but for mere mortals that was a pretty high bar. Speaking from experience from fighting a 486DX2-80

Someone had their resolution set to higher than a postage stamp I see.

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Okay but we know that high resolution images, a few buttons, and complex layout are enough to bring a relatively simple web app to <60 fps. There's a legitimate story here about how we can start running desktop applications on the web. We're getting close to the point where our desktop apps can cross-compile to web rather than the other way around and I'm here for it.