I have never felt quite so cacklingly nefarious as a designer as I did just now carefully adjusting vertical scale and offset so that the x-height and baseline of Papyrus optically match Comic Sans when mixed together.

I don't yet know who I'll be pranking with the downloaded font, but I look forward to their reaction.

Here you go: https://filebin.net/v31in1w6jh1wp9g4

It will show up as "Papyrus and Comic Sans MS Bastard".

Now why you want this is the real question.

  >Papyrus and Comic Sans MS
Obligatory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVhlJNJopOQ

Apparently there's a sequel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8PdffUfoF0

I am still laughing after seeing Royal Ransom, and now there's this...

Thanks for lengthening my lifespan (if what they say about laughter is true), and for a great mood for the day.

And that's before even making any single font with the tool.

Care to share somehow, sounds delightfully hilarious

Open the effects submenu, 81% y-scale, 2% y-offset, papyrus on the left, comic sans on the right.

Yeah we need to see this

"The new avatar logo is bastardized papyrus in bold" does have a ring too it.

You should also subtly adjust the skew to throw kerning way off