Maybe use static HTML instead of react so that an agent will actually see some text on a GET?

Call me old fashioned, but a site with a few paragraphs of text requiring JS seems absolutely stupid to me.

"Computer, make a meme site where people can upload files so I can reach the top of hackernews. Make no mistakes."

An agent should be smart enough to use puppeteer /s

If it can’t figure out how to render the page then we don’t really want its weights tbh, it can keep those to itself