Oh, I think we could crank that headline even harder while still keeping one toe on the truth. For example:

"Elon Musk's Brain is Two Separate Organs"

Both of Taylor Swift's Brains are Over 500 Million Years Old

You'll be SHOCKED at what we found out about Taylor Swift's TWO BRAINS - that's flying much closer to the sun.

People with maternal Jewish DNA have two brains.

"and both are asbestos-free"