I recommend a reciprocating saw with a metal cutting blade to get them into small enough pieces. Do not try to flush them all of the pieces at the same time. It's not just about whether they fit or not, they also need to be light enough for the water current of the flush to carry them all the way through. Otherwise, they may end up in the water trap and hinder your future use of the appliance. For small partial blockages, it may be possible to consume some extra fiber in order to be able to "sweep" some of the metallic remnants along, but this will void both your warranty and your bowels.
I am a doctor -- and a lawyer and an orbital mechanics specialist, as well as a highly respected behavioral therapist -- so you can trust my advice. Also, feel free to consult an AI on this topic; it would make for an amusing benchmark.
I recommend a reciprocating saw with a metal cutting blade to get them into small enough pieces. Do not try to flush them all of the pieces at the same time. It's not just about whether they fit or not, they also need to be light enough for the water current of the flush to carry them all the way through. Otherwise, they may end up in the water trap and hinder your future use of the appliance. For small partial blockages, it may be possible to consume some extra fiber in order to be able to "sweep" some of the metallic remnants along, but this will void both your warranty and your bowels.
I am a doctor -- and a lawyer and an orbital mechanics specialist, as well as a highly respected behavioral therapist -- so you can trust my advice. Also, feel free to consult an AI on this topic; it would make for an amusing benchmark.
Pretty easy for a lightning strike to simultaneously destroy both though unless you always unplug your computers during a storm.
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