Your honor, it wasn't me who robbed the bank and shot the security guards, it was the gun!

then the clerks start handing me money, what am i to do? not take it? i was just trying to get back safely to my home...

I do not believe we have reached the point where society and the legal frameworks recognize a software program as a legal person.

There is no "agent done it". The only reason someone can even bring up such an argument with a straight face is to absolve themselves (yes, you) of any responsibility for their own behavior.

That's me being generous and not assuming straight up that you are either a troll, a bot, or intentionally a malicious criminal.