They left out "autoheadslap", the sharp pain you get whenever anyone mentions Nvidia and you smack your forehead as you remember cancelling your massive buy order back when it was $110 and had not split yet!! It is often accompanied by uncontrolled twitching and repeatedly saying "fuuuuuuuuu" as you bite your tongue.
Yes, a rare but real human affliction.
I remember choosing to not buy NVIDIA stock because Ethereum moved to proof of stake. Oops.
I remember waiting for that to buy a GPU.
Still waiting...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_SwD7RveNE
But just think of how many many things you could have bought with the same knowledge which would have been mediocre or failed entirely.