Don’t forget about how they desperately try to figure out what to do with their hands.

It is distracting. Just use your hands normally. It just feels a bit alien and scripted.

Personally, I always loved the way Tim Cook would always do this little bouncy thing while he talked. He kept his knees always bent a bit, and every few words would do a little tiny bounce. Once you see it…

I noticed in the cook years that presenters legs are often strangely spread apart. Looked very … weird like ‘stand up man spreading’

Since 2019 it has been a requirement for promotions above Senior Director, to be able to stand with your feet 24" apart while conducting a product review. They have a special ruler (titanium!) in the Apple Park basement to measure promotion candidates.

yes, the cringiest thing in the entire show.