Wow, they were extremely laziest in the request form too. Most answers are just a few words.

  > 3.6. Have you communicated with any of the entities whose products or services might be affected...
  > "No. Not applicable."

Seriously.

  > 7.3. Provide any other relevant information to include with the request. If none, respond with “N/A.”
  > None.

Also note that their response is the exact length of the shortest allowed one, and yet still wrong.

I want to hear you justify, with perfect gravity, “N/A.” being the exact same length as “None.” Pictures of handwriting or specific fonts accepted. :D

It's _almost_ the same length if you count the period on "N/A." but not on "None."

    N . / A .
    N o n e .

I think the “not applicable” is to the elided second sentence of the question:

> 3.6. Have you communicated with any of the entities whose products or services might be affected by the introduction of your proposed service? [→ No.] If so, please describe the communications. [→ Not applicable.]

Gotta say that the entire form feels not applicable. The proposed service is the discontinuation of an existing service. I see from their website that other similar things do the same, but it feels broken when so many of the questions become nonsense.

This is how you fill out an application when you know it's going to be rubber-stamped.

Bingo. They just do whatever they want, and cash our checks.

I caught this one:

> 2.1. What effect, if any, will the proposed service have on the life cycle of domain names?

> None. There will not be any effect on the life cycle of domain names.

If they're dropping existing domain names, that seems like it has an effect on the life cycle of those domain names. I suspect I must be misunderstanding what they mean by that question, because it otherwise seems like it shouldn't have passed basic muster.

The nerve.