What's the point if not to make it official? Otherwise there are no stakes, no benefit, and the whole thing would amount to cosplay, right?

What's the point of going to a murder mystery diner party, if no one gets arrested at the end?

I love how your idea of the failed murder dinner party seems to still include an actual murder ; the problem is only the absence of an arrest.

Oh I thought make it official meant consummating the marriage in front of everyone. If it meant making it an official marriage, I agree.

Gotta go over to Orgy Dome for that.

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what's the point of going to burning man? What's the point of going outside? What's the point of reading? what's the point of posting a comment on HN?