Have you considered releasing any of this as a plug for phoenix or similar?

I’ve also toyed with this approach and have a similar labyrinth on my website, but it just serves back huge amounts of meaningless text one word at a time.

If I get some time to un-LLM-ify it then sure! I build all my sites in Phoenix these days anyway so I'll likely want to port it to my other sites at some point too.

I do want to add some more gibberish generation to mine. Once a visitor hits the honeypot route it does replace the rest of the site content with nonsense but I think it'd be fun to have it spewing really daft, really long LLM-generated essays on toasters.