Why don’t you use MongoDB? MongoDB is web scale.

https://youtu.be/b2F-DItXtZs?is=HlayyJ_DPb8NzbS4

(lol! couldn’t resist)

Wait, are all of those shared online?

That was the part I really missed from my Google days.

That, insane achievement badges, and terrible-ideas-discuss (if anyone at Google is reading this, I have one word for you: dirigibles). It was like /r/NonCredibleDefense but for Google.

why is this downvoted...?

because document database hatred is passe

"hatred" is an... interesting... way to describe the joke the person was trying to make