I don't normally bother complaining about LLM writing, but this case is uncommonly bad. Everything above the fold is a nightmare. It's physically painful to see what's being done to English, my native language.

It lacks so much human guidance that it starts to veer into nonsense: "Suspicious? Check those dates against a real calendar." This doesn't make sense in this context. Those dates are examples produced by a computer, not the result of a person actually doing the trick.

I want to cry.