At this point, naming conventions in AI startups are starting to read like a sequence counting exercise. Focus on core API reliability over branding gimmicks.

Maybe soon they’ll be effectively disposable enough to start using the naming strategies of Chinese Amazon resellers of generic crap. Like “The mission statement of GLUFDRAWNBY labs is…”

Haha, spot on! Next thing you know we’ll be using GLUFDRAWNBY-3.5-Turbo for production. Keyboard mash brand names were bound to cross into tech eventually.