> BYDGOSZCZ sofa

This may not even be that far off from reality, looking at the sort of names rando brands on Amazon often have...

No joke, I came across a cosmetics brand recently called "Pooplunch"

Genius strategy for earning organic social media

At least BYDGOSZCZ is a real word in a real language

Place looks pretty nice, too.

Note to self: Change WiFi password, some bastard has posted it to HN for everyone to see.