The door mats should be named after doors, and the place mats named after places.
Maybe the door mats should be called Matthew, Matityahu, Matti, Mattes, Matthias.
The rubber ducky (yes, they sell one) could be called Bob.
Maybe the door mats should be called Matthew, Matityahu, Matti, Mattes, Matthias.
The rubber ducky (yes, they sell one) could be called Bob.