Amazing. A post asks a question in the title that I actually want answered, and then goes on to answer that question clearly and succinctly. Maybe the best corporate content I've seen this year.

But how can I find the answer to the question without reading punchy headers followed by paragraphs like

> How We Leverage Naming

> Our Naming Strategy, Explained

> Why Swedish Is Important

> The Bottom Line

And unforgettable aphorisms like

> It isn't just a name—it is the output of a scalable, globally coordinated, linguistically validated, Swedish-inspired naming framework designed to optimize brand consistency

to let me know? I'm completely lost on this page and can't find the answer without these.

How am I supposed to know what matters if they don't tell me, in an honest fashion?

the real caveat: those descriptions are genuinely load bearing

If the names are not load bearing, are they even names anymore?

It’s not load bearing, it’s a way of life.

The names just hit different.

May I introduce you to the UK chain Iceland and their stance on management consultants?

https://about.iceland.co.uk/our-story/the-dark-ages/beware-m...

The entire section of the website about 'The Dark Ages' is priceless. They don't pull any punches: https://about.iceland.co.uk/our-story/the-dark-ages/

Just brilliant!

This is fckn brilliant!!

I’m bookmarking it for sharing

Brilliant.

Submit it to Hacker News as its own post before I do.

Seriously.

You have one hour.

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I agree, and it's kind of sad that getting simple, clear communication is exceptional.

It does not answer at all. 2000-3000 names per year?