Who is getting worked up? Who is "outraged", or looking to "manufacture" it?

I mean, the only person these descriptions apply to in this discussion is you.

Google's blog title is weird. Every normal human being that speaks English will find it weird. Maybe the author is on the spectrum, or maybe they thought their humour would carry better in a technical blog. Your agreement with this is not at all our concern.

Maybe you should go outside and settle down?