This is conjecture, but why couldn't they hire the writing equivalent of a voice actor?

Honestly I don't think it would take much. Doing it ethically would take a little more money, but not much, for them.

Hire a prolific author with the writing equivalent of the "midwestern accent". I have a terrible writing accent, so it couldn't be me, but these people are out there. Pay them a bunch of dollars to ingest their entire corpus, and to produce more as needed. Use an LLM to match the writing style of this author during the post-training RL, and get a brand new Claude voice out of it.

They already do this at massive scale during the training process (apart from the paying the author part).

Boy do you underestimate everyday human abilities.