This feels like the Anthropic version of "You're holding it wrong" (1)

1) https://www.wired.com/2010/06/iphone-4-holding-it-wrong/

It feels worse. It's all noob level suggestions that any decent system would have optimized away already.

Step 1: use a different LLM that isn't 10x slower and 2-5x more expensive for the same level of quality.