If you think this guy sounds preachy now, wait ‘til he hears about bicycles.

I rode 100K on Friday, fueled entirely by Coca Cola and gummy bears. Zero direct fossil fuel consumption! It also took 5 hours.

I have bad news for you...

https://www.hejlfoundation.org/from-gas-tanks-to-gummy-bears...

Guess I should’ve went for Fritos instead