> There's no shortage of promiscuous young women, but there are so few wives nowadays that it all feels rather pointless.

Do you know the definition of "wife"? It's a married woman. There are plenty of women who are willing to be married, but one of two things is preventing that: (a) you are disqualifying them for silly and capricious reasons, or (b) they are disqualifying you because you're a misogynist who thinks you're entitled to dictate what women do with their bodies before they've even met you.

> Yes, everyone is.

Plainly false.

> I've had my fair share of women in the sack.

The more I listen to you, the more clear it is to me why you can't find a partner.