You should really read the dictionary definition of the word "chastise".

https://ahdictionary.com/word/search.html?q=chastise

To criticize severely; reprimand or rebuke.

k.

Pretty hard to be criticizing someone severely if I'm not even speaking to them specifically, don't you think? You're making a mountain out of a mole hill.

I'm entitled to my opinion, which I self-described as a bad hot take.

Sounds like you're the one specifically reprimanding me here? Oops...

Sorry, I can't understand you with all the noise these training wheels are making.

Maybe we can chat again after recess is over?