>delete them immediately if they ever ask for money or give a sob story, no matter how long you've been chatting!

So your internet friends will delete you immediately in your moment of need? How reassuring.

Yup i will delete them as soon as they ask for money! I don't have friends who are needy in real life past Many years. Those in real life friends who have been needy knew not to ask me too much cause they knew I'd be judgey for their stupid decisions.