If their native language isn’t English then I’ll come off my pedestal

It isn't. Kazakh and Russian. I said this further down but that comment is dead so you would not have seen it. The later replies are mine, written by me.

Still, there is a big difference between "Translate my answer into English: " and "Answer this question: ".

you're right. it was the second, not the first. i already admitted that earlier in the thread :)