In case anyone else is curious about the current status:
> The Milk was declared missing on August 20th, 2022.
> The dorm’s extended mailing list of over 300 current students, alumni, and other assorted Random-adjacent humans was contacted, twice.
> In the end, no Milk.
https://mitadmissions.org/blogs/entry/guest-post-the-random-...
Did they ever put its photo on the side of a milk carton?
Humans should wear shirts with a missing milk photo on it.
Just imagine a "Missing Milk" [1] on the side of a milk carton campaign. I'd be so confused haha.
[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Missing-children_milk_carton