Now I am musing about spider nightmares.
Thousands of tiny humans crawling all over you...
Or perhaps all of your thousands of children being in peril, having found themselves on a murderous human, with no obvious path to escape as the gigantic scary human swaths hundreds at a time?
There's a reason the average spider sleepwalks into 8 human mouths a year.
One spider, 8 mouths: what are they pollinating?
You really didn't have to share this.
Thousands of tiny humans crawling all over you...
Or perhaps all of your thousands of children being in peril, having found themselves on a murderous human, with no obvious path to escape as the gigantic scary human swaths hundreds at a time?
There's a reason the average spider sleepwalks into 8 human mouths a year.
One spider, 8 mouths: what are they pollinating?
You really didn't have to share this.