Now I am musing about spider nightmares.

Thousands of tiny humans crawling all over you...

Or perhaps all of your thousands of children being in peril, having found themselves on a murderous human, with no obvious path to escape as the gigantic scary human swaths hundreds at a time?

There's a reason the average spider sleepwalks into 8 human mouths a year.

One spider, 8 mouths: what are they pollinating?

You really didn't have to share this.