May your wish be granted:
https://www.amazon.com/GPD-Pocket-LPDDR5X-Bluetooth-Handheld...
plus this: https://gpdstore.net/gpd-pocket-4-4g-lte-module/
I have been following this one for a while, but I have never seen anyone report on its status in linux.
I have been following this one for a while, but I have never seen anyone report on its status in linux.