I dream of a world where people that cannot discern obvious irony and satire on the internet would be banned from it in perpetuity.

We'd all end up banned, we just wouldn't understand why as we didn't notice it that time.

So no different from the current internet then.

Have you considered moving to the UK? I hear they're working on something similar

If there’s a country that would make improperly tagged sarcasm illegal, it’s the UK.

On can only dream. But reading comprehension is at an all time low and likely only to get worse..