You're joking but done cleverly, it could legitimately be good business. Most companies have Q(N+1) thinking and they just fill their services to the brim with ads. Meanwhile I would honestly pay for AI that recommends me products that are genuinely relevant to what I know. Think of how Google Maps became "to go" place when trying out restaurants because their review system is trustworthy enough.
I would kill myself and the patent holder before considering paying for ads
Please don't give the ad industry any more ideas. Paying for ads? That wasn't in my tech dystopia bingo card.
Amazon Prime Video is exhausting in that respect. I purchased a paid account, just to make the ads go away, then discovered that even paid accounts get ads.
YouTube is currently receiving a class action lawsuit for this.